Written by walter

Sunday, 3 January 2010


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In rural areas, sex education is free of charge; boys and girls learn all they need to know about sex before they walk. For instance, in horse-breeding farms, the excitement reaches a climax when a clumsy stallion misses the orifice and desperately needs a Homo sapiens' hand. The thrill reaches its height when a female worker is asked to grip the male organ like a jet black baseball bat to facilitate the 'Easy, Steady, Go' task. At this moment, some kids wonder why their mums' lips turned so enlarged and daddy's front so bulky.

It happens that animals can express their feelings much freer than us. The female instinctively can choose the right genes and produce much healthier offspring. Conversely, man has long lost the privilege of finding the right genes, thus tampering with their childbirth. In other words, from Cambodia to Morocco, including some immigrants to US and Europe, man is engaged in forced marriages.

Until scientifically proved or disproved, let's assume that gestation through forced marriages might produce wrong conception such as deformities or, worst of all, terrorists. Why? Because a pent-up energy at the time of conception can, theoretically, affect the fertilization.

Paradoxically, one simple search in internet reveals that: "Nearly 4 in 10 U.S. babies are born out of wedlock; in Europe, the average has risen to 1 out of 3". If this happened in Middle East, we would witness 100,000,000 honor killings per year. Wow! Let alone legally stoning to death the found-guilty females and lynching the adulterous males.

Although females and males of Middle East are fully aware of punishment awaiting adulterous people, they sometimes ignore the consequences. For instance, Layla, a plump teenage wife, with a newborn baby on her lap is attracted to Vala, a male whose marital status has no bearing here. She is sitting on the steps leading to her porch while she is breast feeding her baby, and innocently exposing her protruding breasts. Vala because of awareness of honor killing rights of Layla's husband or brother has to resort to eye contact and not speaking, the safest means of communication. Now, Layla pretends to be unaware of Vala's presence as a passerby. Therefore, while shifting her baby's position on her lap, she gently spreads her legs to exhibit the upper thighs. In a second, Vala can see that nothing comes between her and her skirt, a scene that turns Vala mystified.

Now, Layla stands up and walks toward the barn, pretending to go feed the chickens. She leaves the barn door ajar. The timing is perfect. No one is watching them. Vala recklessly jumps after her. When they meet in the barn, they do not initiate the usual pleasantries. They need no music, no cheek-to-cheek slow dance, and no foreplay. Every thing is velvety smooth. Although everything takes place as fast as a lightening, the effect of the union is much worth than the implication, if caught!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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