Gordon Brown's New Year Resolution

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Wednesday, 18 November 2009

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Oh yes..................

1) Hand over power to someone younger.
2) Hang out with Tony Blair more.
3) Hang out with David Cameron less.
4) Smile.
5) Shake Hands with people less.
6) Finish War and Peace.
7) Or at least one of them.
8) Write Memoirs.
9) Thank actor David Morrisey for playing me on screen.
10) Finish my projected volume of 15,000 haiku's.
11) Invent the 77 blade razor, because you can never get too close.
12) Tell the party to get over themselves. It has been a while.
13) Let Hazel Blears out more.
14) Lock Alistair Darling in.
15) Take up a hobby.
16) Take down the Millenium dome.
17) Leave before the Olympics.
18) Get in training for Olympic Tiddlywinks. I have to beat our Tony at his own game.
19) Read Cherie Blair's collected works.
20) Finish filming Pingu the truth.

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