Dems Finally Admit: "We Don't Know Shit But We Have a Czar that Does!"

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Thursday, 23 July 2009


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The former United States of America, now resembling more of a bumbling banana republic featuring an anointed leader prone to pronouncements and official proclamations with no substance appears to be now running on auto pilot heading for a mid air super nova.

Historians are busy rewriting economic history to reflect the new look Obama World which features the head of the world's largest car maker "who doesn't know anything about cars."

We have banking Czars that can't balance a check book.

We have a proposed overweight Surgeon General who makes Oprah look like Twiggy.

A CIA head whose claim to fame was bringing fresh cigars and even fresher interns to former President Clinton.

A Secretary of the Treasury who can't fill out a tax form, let alone pay his own.

A new Supreme Court Judge nominee who uses more malapropisms than Joe Biden.

An Urban Violence Czar who refuses to leave his house in Chicago due to drive by shootings.

A Drug Czar who is in rehab in California with Lindsay Lohan

A Stimulus Accountability Czar responsible for tracking Viagra Induced Euphoric Affairs involving Governors, Senators and Congressmen

A compensation Czar responsible for administrating the $100k-$172,200K
Czar pay, not including benefits which are administered by ....


Then we have the Travel Agency Czar, responsible for booking all of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's travel arrangements, not to mention a host of assistants on call 24/7 due to numerous and whimsical changes of itinerary.

The latest appointment was for an Anti-Spoof Czar, apparently responsible for curtailing a rising number of satirical news articles detailing the hilarious futility of the current Obamanoff Royal Regime.

The position replaces the aborted Humour Czar position vacated just moments ago when Chris Matthews resigned saying he was just too thrilled with Obama to think up anything funny, unless it had something to do with VP Biden and Nancy Pelosi joining the Mile High Club.

A petition has been filed by Spoofers Anonymous protesting the appointment of the Spoof Czar as an infringement of the right to free speech.

To date the petition has 34 names, ironically the same 34 names that supported and read the recent magazine series on " Below Decks", "Star Drek", and" Bargis Tyrol Secret Agent."

Spoof Writer & Union Rep Skoob 1999 said he would continue the fight against censorship, despite apparent apathy amongst so many readers.

"Fuck em!", he said joyfully when we caught up with him in his favorite pub, "we'll keep writing about this shit till they finally give up. They'll never catch us out...once they're on to us we'll just change our name and start all over again...Wankers!"

Skoob was busily recrafting his internet persona as a blind Afghan Mullah who controlled 75% of the Poppy Population in the war torn country.

Actually, the Mullah lived in a 15,000 square foot condo in Dubai and had 20/20 vision , was protected by the CIA, was bi-sexual and had a stable of 19 year old male and female concubines.

Skoob laughed uncontrollably, "this will be good for another 600 stories easy!
Eat your heart out, Chamone...and you too Fergus!"

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