I hate Alex Ferguson

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Tuesday, 7 April 2009

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I hate Alex Ferguson because he is a cunt. A cheating fucking shit who should fuck off for good.

A red faced cheating fucking shit who looks like a prick. An old red faced shit who has grey hair. A fat old red faced cock with a vagina.

A sonofabitch. A wrinkly piece of cunt who looks like an old monkey with tits. A Scottish cunt with an accent I just cannot understand. A balding cock who sucks every ref in the Cuntry.

A shit who is a prick. A complete fucker. An old bitch. A cunt.

By Rafael Benitez

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