Make a Burman smile!

Funny story written by noses

Saturday, 17 May 2008

This week has been a bad week for Burmese, but a good day for George Orwell.

But whether its the earthquakes in Burma, or the hurricanes in china, it has been a bad week for all.

Of course it has been a good week for Orwell, but that's got nothing to do with my article.

This article is written with the Burmese in mind, they are a strong people, much like Hilary Clinton, although less of a bitch and more of a people.

Anyway hoar's aside. Anyone reading this has had a better day than most Burmese have ever had.

Therefore I would like to ask all those who read this that they starve there selves for a day, then throw a massive barbecue. Not off your roof, find a descent sized cliff at least, and while your throwing it think of the Burmese.

Note: this article has nothing to do with the breeding of cats, or in fact any form of cat, unless it is from Burma, but not if it is Burmese.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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