During the venerable season of Lenten repentance, AskFrFred44Giveness is offering a two sins for one absolution special. You have only to confess half of your sins and the other half will be automatically 4Given.
The faithfuls' excitement about this semi-general absolution deal is meeting with almost unanimous approval: Maude Murphy of Boston MA had this to say: "Since the Archdiocese closed every friggin' church within ten square miles of me and my Johnny, we've turned to the Very Reverend FrF 44giveness. He's been a gem of a skypilot except in the arena of the bedroom. Johnny and I know the condom is a no-no but I love the chocolate Mousse flavored Trojan. Call me a choco-sexo-holic, this Maude is mad for Johnny's banana split!
Fr Freddie forgives my greed, my pride, my sloth. . . just about every sin there is, but as soon as my online confession posts a bedpost indiscretion the good Padre goes berserk. With the new twofer Lenten special I get 4given and the day after Johnny gets his. semi-general absolution is the best! Thanks FrF!
