Written by Ace Ventura

Saturday, 27 January 2007


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Yes Reader's its that time again Toad Fever I, Ace Ventura went to the Hilwhore Hotel in L.A where I, Ace Ventura met up with celebreties from all over the world My first interview not suprisingly is with the overrated over televised Brad Armpitt

A.V:So Brad Everyone and I mean everyone has been hearing about your relationship with Smelina Holie how are things?
B.A:Is all good the people love the Brad and the Brad love the people PEACE!
A.V:Yeah now Brad how do you feel about your breakup with teh beautiful Jennifer Aniston?
B.A:Look Ace this is off the record right Smelly and I are only doing the Holywood thing we're scheduled to break up in October like I'd date that bitch her house is full of kids that arent even her's the sex is good though even if she smells like a Pig that's rolled around in skunk shit know what I'm saying

And there you have it folks my most eventful interview with Armpitt I, Ace Ventura think we all saw this coming my question is whent Asston Cunter and Demi Whore will break up? How long have they been together she's a grandma comapared to his age I mean did anyone see her in G.I Jane she dated Bruce Syphilis who knows what kind of diseases she has in her gift box

Leohomo DeCuntrio was nominated I think that everyone could see that coming from a mile away girls ran out holding their nads seeing The Decapitated I think teh highlight of the evening was when IsayIsayIsay Wussington made a gay comment about his co star in Grey's Pustamy T.R Gite and T.R tried to push him but instead ended up rebounding and hitting Tool Cuss and Hatey Holes at which point teh Toad's were called to a halt and they had to bring teh Batmobiel from Batman Begins to shut everyone up I think it's going to be a great year dear readers tune in next time when i have a less profanity filled story

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