A former Actress from Neighbours and Home and Away that was not Kylie Minogue, Natalie Imbruglia, Russell Crowe, Guy Pierce, or the bloke from House or any one who was not wasting their time on the show is all set to play award winning actress Meryl Streep in a biopic of the star's life.
'It is a great opportunity for me' said the actress who is so dull no-one can remember her name, but who once called Toadfish a Dag in Neighbours, and was told in Home and Away that she was a 'great gallah', and 'her bloke needs his head read' by Alf Stewart, and was pushed into a swimming pool in the opening credits of Neighbours. 'I have been learning all of her lines. 'I have a Farm in Africa'. That is all I have to say, really. It is great. It is written by a new script-writer. He has a lot of talent. I am looking forward to getting my teeth into a decent project like this.'
We only spoke to her 10 minutes ago, and can't remember her face. We do not imagine the film will see much of a showing at the Box Office.
