MTV's Jersey Shore star Snooki - punches herself in the face

Funny story written by ScottLLop

Tuesday, 31 May 2011

It was announced today that late yesterday that the reason for Nicole Polizzi's (a.k.a.'Snooki') recent hospitalization was due to a minor concussion that she apparently inflicted on herself by punching herself in the face.

A couple of years ago, MTV aired an episode of Jersey Shore in which Snooki was punched in the face by a male at a local bar; all while the cameras were rolling.

When asked why she would do such a harmful act to herself she said, "Over the weekend I was watching the Jersey Shore marathon and after the 15th episode in a row, I felt the urge to knock myself out.

I did not realize how annoying I came across until I actually watched and listened to myself for over 7 hours straight. I would like to apologize to the gentlemen who punched me at that bar a couple of seasons ago. To him I say, touche."

Snooki also had a comment about one of her cast mates on the show. "I think if Mike 'The Situation' were forced to watch 15 episodes of the show in a row like I did that he would probably run out into rush hour traffic and get hit by a car."

You can watch the new season of Jersey Shore on MTV every Sunday night.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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