Written by Bureau

Tuesday, 12 October 2010

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Singer Christina Aguilera is now up for grabs!

Singer Christina Aguilera is now up for grabs!

Although the pop star, 29, told all her fans less than a year ago that she felt "very blessed" in her union with music executive Jordan Bratman, 33, a source says that they were already separated at the time.

In yesterday's 'Entertainment Ole' she told reporters that they have decided to have a trial separation and if things are the same after three years, they'll call it quits for good.

"You know, you have to get away for awhile to look at what has happened since 2005 when we married and see if we want to keep it going. So we decided to give it three years. I mean, we were together three years BEFORE we got married so this should balance things out.'

"I believe the Navajo call it, 'Hozho'. It expresses the intellectual state of order, the biological state of health and well-being, the emotional state of joy and the artistic characteristics of harmony and balance."

"Never mind that", stated one reporter. "Are you going to pull your clothes off in public again?"

"Only if it's 'hozho'.

"Well, here we all are fully dressed. There should be 'hozho'."

"Well, OK."

There was no 'rest of the story' as reporters were kicked out for playing with themselves.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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