America's Got Talent: Michael Grimm Defeats Prince Poppycock and Jackie Evancho To Win The $1 Million First Prize

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 16 September 2010

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Part of the $1 million that Michael Grimm won for taking first place.

HOLLYWOOD - Michael Grimm, a resident of Mississippi, has won this year's edition of America's Got Talent defeating Jackie Evancho, Prince Poppycock, and Fighting Gravity.

Grimm, whose grandparents lost everything in Hurricane Katrina said that he will be buying them a brand new mobile home, a brand new pick up truck, and a brand new plow horse.

Michael said that his grandfather still believes in farming the good old fashioned way and says that tractors are for sissy farmers.

Grimm bears a striking resemblance to last years AGT winner Kevin Skinner of Kentucky.

Even Sharon Osbourne pointed it out saying that both talk slow, both have the same hair style, both wear a cap or hat, and both say y'all, shucks, and bull feathers a lot.

Prince Poppycock who took 4th place says that he has already been booked to perform in San Francisco's Sidesaddle Theater where he will be performing the lead in The Boy George Story - The Man In The Woman In The Man.

Fighting Gravity said that they have been booked to perform at a birthday party for one of George Lucas's grandchildren in Venice Beach, California.

And little 10-year-old Jackie Evancho said that she will go home to Pittsburgh and play with her pet puppy, her pet kitty, and her pet duck.

She then said that she hopes to get a booking somewhere in Italy, where everyone will be able to understand just exactly what the heck she is singing about.

SIDENOTE: Nick "The Yardstick" Cannon said that he will now get to spend more time with his pregnant wife Mariah Carey who will be giving birth to twin girls whom they will name Bippy and Bappy.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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