Written by Lady Godiva

Sunday, 11 July 2010

image for Tom Jones begins morphing into Morgan Freeman
The Green Green Grass of Home

In the latest photographs of Tom Jones he does appear to be morphing into Morgan Freeman.

Photographs of Sir Tom (Morgan) Jones accompanied a recent article in which the V.P. of Sir Tom's record company complained about Sir Tom's latest C.D.

Apparently, V.P. David Sharpe was none too pleased to walk into his office and hear Tom's voice belting out of the speakers.

Tom is singing hymns and poor David allegedly panicked thinking he'd walked into the church next door to the offices, by accident.

He'd already genuflected and doused himself with holy water before he realized where he was and that the holy water was, in fact, dirty dishwater left by the cleaning crew.

When he 'came around' he allegedly asked who was croaking out the terrible hymns. On finding out it was Sir Tom, he immediately emailed his boss asking for his share of the money back. Sharpe is certain this 'soon to be released' CD is going to be a flop of unimaginable proportions and wishes to leave 'the sinking ship now'.

When told 'No way Jose', by the President of the company David is said to have headed for the church next-door to do some serious, on your knees, praying.

More as this story unfolds.

Morrisons have a sale on Tom Jones' CD. In fact, they're giving them away free with every purchase of Colgate toothpaste.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Tom Jones

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