One trick pony old maid Alanis Morissette married her boyfriend of, like, 25 minutes, Mario Treadway, who goes by the name Souleye, at a small ceremony at their home in L.A. last month, reports People.
We are reminded when A-list-for-a-short time Cosby kid Lisa Bonet married some guy who went by the name Romeo Blue. Of course, Romeo turned out to be Singer Lenny Kravitz, who was obviously more talented than his wife.
And prettier.
Among the guests to the wedding were Julia Roberts' husband Danny Moder, Paul Simon's one-hit-wonder wife Edie Brickell, and every loser musician and actor Alissa Milano has ever dated.
"Yeah, it is not easy being married to someone 1000 times richer and more powerful than you, but it has its benefits, "said Moder, before his wife directed him to wait for her in the car. She then apologized, tossed him $20.00, and told him to go buy himself something pretty.
When asked to comment about his relationship, Souleye remarked: "Yo, yo, yo! Check yo'self before you wreck yo'self. I am here to regulate up in this piece. I's married to that freaky hot beeyotch, y'all. Yo, yo, check it, my album's gonna drop on July 2nd, dog! Make sure you check that sh-t, maf-ucker!"
Souleye then pulled out his "Nine" and promptly shot himself in the nuts.
