Stuart Cable predicted booze and coke 'would be the death of him'

Funny story written by queen mudder

Monday, 7 June 2010

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Promo pic from former Rhonda band the NailBombs gig

Wales - (RIP Mess): The Stereophonics drummer had recently done a geographical moving to an isolated Welsh village to escape the toxic demons 'that drove him mental'.

He was found dead in bed this morning at his home in the tiny hamlet of Llwydcoed, surrounded by empty liquor bottles and remaindered copies of his 2009 'My Drink & Drugs Hell' autobiography.

Locals said the 40 year-old musician kept some lively company including former hellraiser bandmates from Stone Gods, Killing 4 Company and ex-members of Rhondda group the NailBombs.

A fledgeling Welsh TV career had also bombed following viewer complaints that Cable was either incoherent from booze or just too wired up from 'powdering his nose'.

Local cleaning lady Gladys Taffy said today Cable had often paid her 'in kind' with crates of Jack Daniels 'and suchlike'.

A postmortem result is expected later this week.

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