LIVERPOOL - Lily Allen really rocked the house as she performed for a sold-out crowd at Liverpool's Echo Echo Echo Arena in this bustling seaport town.
Lily was dressed in a black bowler hat, a pair of No-Nonsense pantyhose, and a two sizes too small safari-themed tunic that most observers said has got to be the shortest tunic in the history of tunics.
One of her biggest fans Chelsea Ottershaw who had driven in from Bricket Wood smiled and said that at least no one is going to be wondering if she is in fact a male like they do about Lady GaGa, Amy Winehouse, and sometimes Ann Coulter.
The Hammersmith London native kept the mainly Scouser crowd on their feet with her ravenously insatiable renditions of "The Upside Down Smile," "Womanizing Womanizer," and "The Fabulously Fine Fur Piece."
The latter song was written by her about her groin goody which she has nicknamed La Casa de Vino in honor of fellow singer Amy Winehouse.
After the concert Lily was asked backstage about her third nipple. She replied that she is tired of talking about it and asked if they could talk about something more exciting.
She then said how about her most recent Queen Elizabeth II tattoo. Lily said that she recently got it at The Rusty Needle-on-the-Thames Tattoo Parlor & Crumpet Shop in Upper Norwood.
Someone asked where her new tat was located. She grinned and replied that it was located smack dab in the middle of her left butt cheek.
In military news. The BBC is reporting that the two man naval submarine that was spotted in the English Channel off the coast city of Seaford definitely had Zimbabwean Navy markings.