"Kinky" Beyonce joins "Steaming Thighs" Lady Ga Ga in a red hot video and loses her "Frumpiness"

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Tuesday, 17 November 2009

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Beyonce, normally revealing not a lot apart from her gorgeous butt, thick thighs and hot lips has really turned it on this time with "hot and very freaky" Lady Ga Ga!

The video shows them both dressed in white, tight, kinky basques, simulating masturbating with chairs whilst thrusting their steamy butts and thighs to and fro like Madonna in her hey-days!

The cameraman nearly had a triple heart attack and hubby Jay Z demanded a divorce, but decided instead to join in!

Then Beyonce's staunchly religious Mum stormed the set and attempted to split the three of them up, by that time they were extremely "STICKY" together.

Kinky Lady Ga Ga, well known for revealing all, offered the duet to Beyonce because she thought she could do with a bit of "loosening up"!

This video has now proved that "shy" Beyonce can now join the ranks of former female shockers, Madonna, Cher, Marilyn Monroe and Manson, etc, shed her frumpy background, give Lady Ga Ga a massive snog and lick, accept the fact that the pop world must be shocked, earn another couple of million, go home and shag Jay Z out of his f*****g brains!

As for Mummy Beyonce, she was last seen entering the local church screaming for forgiveness.

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