Rapid City, South Dakota - (Pissed as a Newt Mess): Delighted Aerosmith fans went beserk with glee last night cheering the band's new choreography as frontman Steve Tyler took a sudden backward lunge off stage.
The musician then remained strangely prostrate for a good ten minutes afterwards as his fellow band members played on oblivious.
Eventually the Buffalo Chip Campground fans crowded around whimpering, moaning Tyler as he lay under the podium.
"D'ya think he's really just fakin' it?" was the Sturgus Motorcycle Rally Musicfest's general consensus.
An emergency medical helicopter soon arrived and Tyler was taken to the Rapid City Regional Hospital where he remains in a stable condition completely encased in plaster and both legs in traction.
All the band's other gigs have been cancelled until Christmas.
