Romo Vs. Simpson, All-Out War?

Funny story written by Bureau

Tuesday, 28 July 2009

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Not only has Tony Romo, star quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys broken up with his girlfriend of two years, Jessica Simpson, but the two have really been going at it with boxing gloves ever since Romo found messages on Simpson's recorder from another guy and his dumping her the night before her birthday.

"It's all-out war now it seems", stated a source. "Tony's even got a special message for the guard at his gated community NOT to allow Jessica Simpson in under any circumstances."

However, Simpson doesn't seem to be trying to get by the guards as she's out having fun with friends, especially one male friend which has been rumored but not confirmed.

Jessica has also stated that Romo can keep the little $100,000 boat she bought him for HIS birthday.

In one way, the two must have been pretty close to stay together that long and this looks like a betrayal by one of them, or at least, a perceived betrayal.

So Jessica is partying with friends who support her and if Romo needs female support during this Cowboy season, there's always their famous cheerleaders.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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