The queen of rock and roll, some say, Tina Turner took a break from her normal activities after visiting with Chris Brown over the past weekend to drop by the nearby hospital for a checkup.
"It's really nothing", she told reporters through her puffy lips. "These things have hab too many ejectuns."
Asked about her arm being held up to her side, she said it was the same old silly thing she has always been doing: Trying to fly off the roof of the house."
At least that was what it appears that she said.
She also said some more that we interpreted that she had been raised on a farm and had always put on capes like Superman and jumped off barn lofts.
Asked what she was doing these days, she said she was going to rest at the hospital and go home for a few days. Either that or that she had the flu.
And what big event is next in the future of the queen of rock & roll?
"I'mn cooming bak over here ti Criss's place."