Written by Qwerty123

Thursday, 4 June 2009

To most of us normal folk,"Blobby, blobby, blobb, blobby" means a language we can not understand.To Katie Price however, it means someone hates you.

In an interview in 'Weird Magazine' about his new fitness DVD,Mr Blobby was asked an irrelevant question about which celebrity he hated most and why, Mr Blobby told them, "BLOBBY, blobb, blobb, blobby, blobby, blobby, blobb, bitch!".

After taking several hour's to translate his interview, Weird Magazine were shocked to discover over 7000 swear word's.Also,he hated Katie Price with a passion and that he had slept with Amanda Holden the night before Britain's Got Talent Final.

Katie was shocked and saddened by the truth. "I can't believe it,he is one of my best friend's and lover's,how could he treat me like this?".

Weird Magazine is on sale now and Mr Blobby's Fitness DVD is on sale in 2025.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Mr Blobby




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