It wasn't quite the shower scene from Hitchcock's Psycho and it didn't feature Janet Leigh, mother of Jamie Lee Curtis, getting stabbed up in the nude. But Dita Von Teese, the burlesque queen caused quite a storm in a Cannes nightspot by performing a near naked power shower.
Von Teese upped the temperature, especially under the collar area as she writhed about wearing only glittery bikini bottoms and a pair of nipple covers as she got jiggy with herself.
Reactions were mixed.
"What a performer!" someone who vaguely resembled ageing lothario Jack Nicholson told us. "I wouldn't mind getting mugged up her back alley. Wouldn't mind at all."
"I don't get it," somebody who bore a passing resemblance to Julian Clarey sniffed. "I mean, it's all well and good doing that, but what's she trying to say? Is she trying to tell us she gets washed from time to time? It didn't do a lot for me."
No mention was made of the practice of "fisting" at any point in our discussion. Or "felching"
Which was a huge relief.
More as we get it.
