Mia Farrow To Start Fast

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Wednesday, 22 April 2009


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Farrow Determined To Last Three Days

Actress Mia Farrow, a U.N. Goodwill Ambassador, announced on Tuesday that she will begin a hunger strike next week to show that her former significant other, Woody Allen, should be stoned to death near his apartment on the grounds of Central Park.

"On April 27 I will begin a fast of water only in appreciation of anyone or any group who will stone this lowdown so-and-so to death as a personal expression of outrage at a world that is somehow able to stand by and watch such a sight as this to continue to take up water and food that could be sent to help actual human beings," Farrow said in a statement.

A spokesman for Farrow said she would stick with the hunger strike as long as possible, which her doctors estimate is a maximum of around three days given Farrow's slim build.

No response yet from Mr. Allen who reportedly stated over the telephone that he was afraid to stick his scrawny neck out.

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