Written by Stuart Gilbert

Monday, 4 March 2002

Sierra Entertainment have recently announced that Half Life 2 is nothing but an Unreal Tournament 2 beta that has been stolen, changed around a bit and re-packaged.Some people find this surprising whereas some hardcore gamers have suspected as much all along.

Craig Nixon, ginger gamer, is quoted to have said "I don't care I don't play shooters..." Epic Games, makers of Unreal Tournament have issued the following comment: "We don't really care what they do, the effects will show when it comes to playing the game. They only have a beta and we have an alpha... no wait, don't quote that bit. Or this bit.. Give me that tape recorder! I sai.."

TheSpoof.com is reported to be seeking legal action for the expense of a tape recorder. Digital Extremes are also reported to be seeking legal action against Sierra Entertainment for the cost of a tape recorder to cover theirs costs.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Video Games

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