Written by Bureau

Wednesday, 8 April 2009

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It was a pretty wild night even by Peaches Geldof's normal standards. After a day out at an amusement park where she played till she puked, she hit several parties before becoming embroiled in a glass-throwing fracas at a nightclub in the early hours of the morning, according to a police report.

Police quizzed Ms Geldof, 20, after she claimed to have had a drink and then a glass thrown at her in Bungalow 8, along with a few choice words.

Police also say they questioned the man who was alleged to have thrown the glass at her.

According to some onlookers, the row began when a shoe was thrown George Bush-like into a crowd at the club and hit a woman.

Eyewitnesses claimed the boyfriend of the woman hit by Ms Geldof's shoe had gone over to confront Ms. Geldof, who had spent all day at Thorpe Park before hitting a succession of clubs.

One said: 'Peaches was having a good night when she thought it'd be funny to throw something into the crowd. So, recalling that video of the Iraqi, she sent one of her shoes up into the air. I don't think it was intended to hurt or even hit anyone. Unfortunately whatever she threw hit a girl whose boyfriend came over and started abusing Peaches."

The witness said the argument was broken up and the man was allowed to stay. But he later returned to Ms Geldof's table and allegedly threw a drink at her and then the glass.

Peaches then allegedly yelled, "Hey, that guy in Iraq got three years in jail. Maybe I'll visit you and hold your hand."

That was when friends of both parties got them away from each other.

One officer told a reporter, "This kind of shit happens every night, just a different variation and names. Rich idiots wasting our time."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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