Secret New Life Of Julia Roberts

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Friday, 13 March 2009

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Does The "Pretty Woman" Still Have It?

Julia, starring in new flick "Duplicity" with Clive Owen, believes she's been left in the wake of today's young new-hotties-of-the-moment.

"Not many paparazzi follow me now," she told the U.K. Telegraph. "It's just the slow ones who haven't yet figured out I'm not the one to follow or nerds with tongues hanging out taking photos with their telephones or the old dirty trench coat guys with other things hanging out."

The Oscar winner obviously hadn't noticed the teeming mob of photographers, a testament to her enduring star power despite her being more of a stay-at-home mum these days to three small children -- four-year-old twins Hazel and Phinn and 18-month old Henry.

With a wake of relationship crashes from Keifer Sutherland, Dylan McDermott, Regis, Benjamin Bratt to Lyle Lovett to...well, where do you go from Lyle Lovett, Julia put her career on the back burner for cameraman hubby Danny Moder, whom she met in 2002.

"Of course my life has changed," Julia confessed. "But when you've got three toddlers in the house you're performing all day long, anyway. I do everything from puppets to some spin-offs from my movies. I don't need anymore publicity.

Then she whispers loudly, "I usually do my daily exercises naked!"

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