The confluence of wildly popular vampire novels and films and a swarthy first lady and her fashion consultant and consort have fueled the fires of rumor, speculation and down right bull shit. yet many gossip columnist and private dick believe that a true, real bloodsucker may be stripping and refinishing Michelle Obama.
Chicago Princess of Dark Darkness, Gee Imee Someblud has been Ivy League genius Michelle Obama's friend, roomie and now clothing designer since she was called Constance Frigid. Obama told thespoof.dracula that friggie as she was known back in the projects has been her bes' friend and bitchoe fo yees now:
"Me n ma bitchoe did it all befo I'se went to law school and she became a famous clothier. Now GIS is a world famous clothing designer and ma main squeeze when I is on da downlow!"