Busted!

"TOP" YOUNG stars "Busted" have, just minutes ago, been shot into the sun.
According to top scientist, Andrew James, all three of Busted agreed to the experiment, which was originally designed to prove that the missiles can reach the sun.
"Some people ask me why we needed human specimen, and I say 'We didn't.' We knew that Busted wouldn't go away by any other means." Andrew says.
James also predicts we'll be able to see Busted slowly advance towards the sun, until they are burned to death by its deadly gases.
"All three of Busted seemed very interested in the experiment, and they signed a document all by them selves."
Busted, it seems, will bloody sleep with the light on tonight.