Nick Hogan marries cell mate

Funny story written by Jim Montana

Wednesday, 11 June 2008

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"I now pronounce you Cell Mates for life"

More details have emerged concerning Hulk Hogan's son Nick and his current jail sentence. According to a statement released from the jail where Nick Hogan is being held Nick and his cell mate had a private ceremony this past weekend where the two exchanged "vows."

The newlywed couple is rumored to be celebrating their honeymoon in cell block D in the solitary confinement suite.

This comes as no shock to many in the entertainment world, one star was quoted as saying "what do you expect from the son of a man that for twenty plus years ran around with feather boas and cut off t-shirts?"

No word yet as to whether the union will be recognized in the state or if the two lovebirds will have to get married in California.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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