After years of drunkenly stumbling around clubs and landing face down in the gutter as paparazzi snap away, rapidly thinning B-list actress Tara Reid now insists on being carried wherever she goes.
On Tuesday, the blonde party girl arrived at an L.A. nightspot in the arms of a hulking bodyguard, who then carried her all over the club as she hobnobbed with other celebs and pretty people.
"It's such a cool way to travel," Reid beamed as her muscular carrier hoisted her up on his right shoulder. "Usually I can't stay on my feet for very long because my heels start to hurt me or I'm like so wasted, but now, I can hang out all night and not get tired."
Reid is so excited about her new mode of transportation; she is thinking of turning it into a business. "I was thinking it would be cool if we had one of those baby backpack things, but a size or two bigger, for size zero celebrities like me. I was thinking of designing one and marketing it myself, but I have to do club appearances and stuff and I totally can't draw."
As Tara's manservant hoisted her up again for another trip to the bar, reality show wild child Kim Kardashian arrived riding atop an ornately decorated litter, carried by four well-coifed security people.
"I am so going to get one of those," Reid screeched as the bootilicious Kardashian breezed by. "She looks like one of those Queens in Egypt or something."
