Dog "The Nig__r Hunter" Chapman Caught Using Off Color Comments

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Friday, 2 November 2007


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Dog has offended the entire planet

The National Enquirer has released audiotapes revealing another side of Duane "Dog" Chapman, The Bounty Hunter. The audiotape reveals Chapman repeatable saying nig__r this and nig__r that, when speaking to his son who is dating a black woman.

Chapman went on to say that they use the N word all the time in the office and he was not going to change his nig__r word habits for some nig__r bitch because his son was banging her. He told his son if he didn't ditch the bitch he'd loose his job at the families bail bond business.

Apparently Chapman felt that if his sons black girlfriend was to hear everyone in the office saying nig__r this and nig__r that she may find offence to it and spill the beans to the tabloids therefore killing the television show they have worked so hard to nurture. Unfortunately for Dog he was being recorded and he inadvertently blew the whistle on himself.

In the audiotape Chapman did specify that no one meant any offence by using the word nig__r it's all in good fun. Unfortunatly the network didn't see the humor in it and has suspended taping the show pending further investigation.

Chapman has released a statement saying, "we bag on all races and creeds, we use, kike, gook, peckerwood, sand niggers, honkey, guido, limey, tar baby, chink, nip, towel head, sambo, wigger, greeseball, krout and many other racial slurs so the nig__rs should not feel so special they're just another racial slur in our arsenal of racial slurs."

Chapman has already shoved his nose up Al Sharpton's ass in an attempt to avoid loosing his popular TV series. Al farted and walked away.

Another Buck E. prediction: Dog The Bounty Hunter was sagging in the ratings and needed something spectacular to bring much needed attention to his show. Him and Beth have sex tapes but does anyone really want to see that? I think not. So they came up with saying the N word, look what saying nig__r did for Michael Richards fading career.

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