Ben "Ghandi" Kingsley Locks Lip With Olsen Twin Mary Kate

Funny story written by Throckmorton Turdblossom

Thursday, 16 August 2007

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According to the set doctor, drugs were needed by both.

Ben Kingsley, Oscar winner for his title role in Ghandi and 63 years old, was seen kissing Mary-Kate Olsen on the set of his most recent film. The two are shooting a movie where he (Kingsley) plays the psychiatrist treating her (Olsen) boyfriend.

When asked how it felt to kiss a girl one third his age, Kingsley responded by saying "who says I only kissed one of them? They are twins, aren't they?"

Set Doctor Steve Applebaum revealed that a prescription for Viagra, Cialis, Enzite was issued to Kingsley the morning of the kiss. He also admitted that he had provided her Mary-Kate with blinders and that the prop department had issued blinders to Olsen.

According to Mary-Kate, "I lost a bet and had to do a corpse and Ben was the closest thing around."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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