Written by Skews Me

Saturday, 23 June 2007

image for Lachapelle stunned at Love's possible admission of guilt

At a recent Hollywood soiree, Courtney Love became the subject for a stage hypnotist. Love barked like a dog and danced a tasteful striptease, according to boyfriend David Lachapelle.

"But when the hypnotist suggested she was skeet shooting with a shotgun, Courtney broke down in tears crying repeatedly 'I didn't mean to do it!'," said Lachepelle.

"She sunk into a deep depression for days," he said. "And was a mess of obsessive behaviors like hand washing.

"Courtney wouldn't talk to me, wouldn't even let me comfort her," lamented Lachepelle. "She practically smothered her daughter Frances with tearful hugs."

Nirvana fans find Love's behavior highly unusual, equating her outbursts to admitting guilt in the untimely death of late husband Kurt Cobain.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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