Written by Princess Poole

Friday, 8 June 2007

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Is it cannibalism if an dog artist eats a dog eating artist?

Bobbi Basset has plans for his future as an artist. He claims to have the body of corgi eater Mark McGown in a small freezer aboard his private yacht. Bobbi has set sail and plans to create his own art by eating the artist, vomiting him up and eating him again. He has photographers standing by to film the event in case the puke takes an artsy turn of stomach.

"It's time somebody protested protestors protesting by eating animals," says Bobbi's press representative, Porky Pig. "Animals are always getting a raw meal, I mean a raw deal," claims Mr. Pig.

So far there has been no response from McGown himself. There has also been no official missing persons reports filed in the case. It is not clear whether Bobbi really has McGown's body and really is an artist or whether the whole thing is just an elaborate Spoof.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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