Celebrity Big Racist show launched

Funny story written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 31 January 2007

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Preparations for the show

London - (Rotters): Channel 4 TV has confirmed that it is reacting to immense public demand by launching its very first Celebrity Big Racist show next month.

Recruitment of famous A-List ethnicity abusers is already under way amid reports that the grand opening night will feature a cameo hot-spot role for US anti-Semite Louis Farrakhan.

A number of international personalities have been approached including French fascist Jean-Marie Le Pen, South Africa's Eugene Terreblanche and a star-studded array of members of the US's Ku Klux Klan brigade.

Iran's President Ahmadinejad has yet to confirm his appearance via satellite-linked video but his agent agreed the money was as good as in the bank.

Meanwhile the show's commercial director has said he is confident that he can win back the Carphone Whorehouse account which previously sponsored the ill-fated BB show in January but pulled out because of pressure from rival mobile brothel providers.

Transmission starts 29 February.

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