The Popular Movie Saga Pirates of the Caribbean was having auditions for the third movie At Worlds End for the part of Captain Sao Feng Yun-Fat Chow (I know what you're thinking were his parents high? We'll never know) got the part after a furious fight in downtown L.A with aspiring actor Bong Lee Lau (This family I'm pretty sure are crackers) from New Zealand.
The fight got so bad that they needed to bring in the SWAT team. After an interview with the team leader he had this to say:
PHIL THE COP: I don't know why these homo's called us but we're LAPD we're the most hated cops all around the world! Anybody ask my mama what I do she says I'm a drug dealer - but I never seen it get this out of hand. I always wondered how them Asian dudes get their heads so big with the red vein.
At that, point Phil took a deep breath and tried to make his head grow big like in the Anime cartoons
(CARTOONS not freaking real life! I'm sick and tired of interviewing these people for Daily Planet more like Daily Assholes! Why does Lois Lane and Clark Kent get all the good stuff?! Oh here's a littel secret you guys wouldn't know if you're idiots, Clark Kent is Superman - Just like Batman is Bruce Wayne! I think Superman's pounding Lane well that's what I heard from Jimmy.)
Well back to Bong Lee Lau who is now in jail under drug investigations, while Yun-Fat Chow was asked to see his doctor and get a heart check and blood test done.
This is Ace Ventura and I'm looking for a job!
