John Leslie to star in Love Island 2007

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Saturday, 13 January 2007

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Ex Blue Peter presenter and predatory sex offender John Leslie is one of several has beens tipped to appear on this year's Love Island.

The sinister Scotchman who once dated career psychopath Abbie Titmus has been living in relative obscurity and sees the show as a step back to celebritydom. Gone is the dashing dandy of this morning fame, coke snorting Leslie has put on stones since he was sacked from the telly and his hair has gone long and straggly.

Indeed, a source said: "He looks very much like a sex offender these days with his long greasy hair and his pot belly."

Other celebrities rumoured to be starring along side Leslie are Chris Langham, Rose West and show regulars Fran and Callum.

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