Tonight's 'Walking Dead' To Feature Cameos From Well Known Stars

Written by D P Whitehead

Sunday, 16 March 2014

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AMC's The Walking Dead is raising the bar with the episode scheduled to air Sunday March 16th.

Several well known Hollywood stars and celebrities are set to make cameo appearances, a first for the hit post apocalyptic zombie ratings hit.

Stars rumored to be appearing tonight include Steve Buscemi, of Boardwalk Empire fame, Home Alone star Macaulay Culkin, Oscar winner Rene Zellweger, Cher, Nicholas Cage, Kyra Sedgwick, Adrien Brody and Kristen Stewart.

A spokesman for the show said 'Basically you do not want to miss tonight's episode, we have these 'A' List stars appearing, and of course it wasn't hard to convince them to appear."

The stars will play Zombies #1,4,6,12,15,22,34,57,63 and 78 respectively, and will be either clubbed over the head, shot with a crossbow bolt or set on fire.

"We asked these stars to appear because not only will it help boost ratings," said the show spokesman, "but we saved a shit load of money on make up, as they already looked like hideously repulsive zombies anyway."

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