True Blood, HBO's alarmingly predictable Vampire show has been subject to a hack attack. 24 scripts, of the next 24 shows have been released on line, thus spoiling the plot for millions of viewers.
Spoiler Alert:
If you do not want to know what happens in this breathtakingly unpredictable show, starring young people with great bodies, no real acting skills, that has no real plot, just pointless nudity and sex then please, log of now...........I said now........still here? Okay.
In future episodes a naked vampire will bite another naked vampire, watched by two men, both nude. A nude witch will then have sex with a nude werewolf who then will eat another woman, who, naturally, will be nude.
Somehow a nude sheriff turns into a panther that then shape shifts into a nude footballer. It is then we find out that witches, fairies, vampires and shape shifters are actually aliens, of course nude aliens.
The show will end when a cure for nudeness is found and all the vampires, werewolves, witches, goblins and god knows what else discover clothing.
End of Spoiler
True Blood is pretty much everything that is wrong with America, porn, nudity, ridiculous story lines, vampire and inter species breeding.
