Tissue Company Markets Newest, Latest: Erectile Tissue

Funny story written by Pointer

Monday, 30 March 2009

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Masturbating Monkey to appear in CleanX Erectile Tissue commercials

In these super competitive and really tough economic times, entrepreneurs are scrambling to come up with a truly new product or at least a novel twist on an oldie but goodie. Soda companies are stealing their own recipes from themselves. One pop giant is rumoured to be on the verge of a civil war when just a few years ago they wanted to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.

CleanX the disposable snotrag mammoth who has given their name to every paper noseblower announced this week that its research labs have come up with the greatest advance in mucous collection history. They already have the softes, and the strongest and the most beatiful booger baskets on the market so all waited with baited breath for the blockbuster announcement.

CleanX told the running noses of the world about their greatest innovation: CleanX Erectile Tissue! The tissue that gets bigger and stronger as it engorges with fluid. CleanX thanked Dr Ruth Westheimer for her brilliant consultation on the development of the erectile tissue.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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