Today the press spokesman for Xerox said that the company in the past has labelled some of its products wrongly. Mr Jones from the company said that their multi purpose paper should only really be used for paper.
"We have had a number of really nonsensical letters and emails lately. The paper says it is multi-purpose, but should only be used for paper in printers and Photocopiers. We don't recommend it for use as vehicles, household pets, or contraception. We will change the packaging so that it just reads as Photocopier and Printer paper, hopefully that will lead to a lot less litigation."