San Pedro California - It was announced today that the American Automobile Association and Alcoholics Anonymous would merge into one huge conglomeration from here on Known as the AAAAA.
It is hoped that the merger will allow both companies to do more for less money.
The organization will use ex alcoholics as tow truck drivers and servicemen. These employees will have the responsibility of keeping alcoholics off the road and help lead the meetings that have become so popular over the years.
The AAAAA will also offer maps to AA meetings around the country and sell a GPS that will automatically function as a breathalyser. If you blow over a 1.4 the GPS breathalyser takes control of the car and drives you to the nearest meeting.
