Lunar eclipse bodes ill for Downing Street fascists
Stonehenge, Salisbury Plain - (Associated Mess) As today's eclipsed full moon in the sign of Pisces rose over the ancient megaliths of Stonehenge, a shiver of grim certainty gripped the United Kingdom that a foul cabbal of Hell Fire Club crimi...
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REPORTED cases of Tourettes Syndrome in schoolchildren in the UK have increased by at least 2500 percent over the summer period, according to the Office for National Statistics.
Read full storyBush Blames Global Warming on Commie Gas
Upon hearing the news report that read "Methane, a gas 20 times more potent than carbon dioxide in trapping heat in the atmosphere, appears to be bubbling up from thawing permafrost at a rate five times faster than originally measured, scientists...
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