Straw Man: 'It's Quits!'
London - Once thought to be a figure of speech, the internationally known but never before actually seen Straw Man (his chosen name) has come to the fore to rectify his demonization.
Read full storyPope Says So What
Fanning the flames with gasoline, (crude selling at $60 a barrel) the Pope insisted his 799th apology was sufficient, adding a defiant, "So what?" He was trying to open a dialogue, and religious fanatics proclaimed a Jihad. They should star...
Read full storyAutumn equinox unleashes Hellfire Club dread
London - (Associated Mess): Despite myriad occult rites throughout the United Kingdom yesterday invoking the legendary supernatural powers of the autumn equinox, senior grandees of the Hellfire Club are reported as powerless to stop the predicted ti...
Read full storyHaley Joel Osment to Enter Ford Clinic
GLENDALE, Calif. -- Haley Joel Osment is checking into the Ford Clinic, following his July 28th arrest stemming from a July 20th accident. The single-car accident occurred at about 1 a.m. as Osment was driving home alone, struck a mailbox and flippe...
Read full storyGeorge Bush Acknowledges That He is "The Devil"
WASHINGTON (AP)-Days after Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez called President George W. Bush "the devil" during a speech to the United Nations, an accusation Chavez repeated on Thursday at a church in Harlem, Bush publicly revealed that he is indeed T...
Read full story"Black Hole Factory" To Destroy Planet Earth
GENEVA (Reuters)--Mad scientists will generate a black hole every second when the world's most powerful particle accelerator comes online here in 2007, and one of them will eventually gobble up planet Earth, acknowledges the project's creator Dr.
Read full storyUS Air Force implements "Smart Card Logon" for aircraft, missiles
All U.S. Air Force pilots will soon be required to use Common Access Cards, or "smart cards," to log on to aircraft and missiles. USAF is moving away from unsecure access in an effort to thwart saboteurs and terrorists from putting critica...
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