Doobage in Space
Way High - TheSpoof! readers may be celebrating my scoop on the recent "pot-like odor" incident on board the ISS (See: ISS Buzz Ruined) in which my scoop scooped everybody (nyah nyah) on the scoop of the century. Not to put too fine a p...
Read full storyReluctant Woods Plays Pass-The-Parcel With Ryder Team-mates
World number one Tiger Woods was forced to play pass-the-parcel with his team-mates as part of a US bonding exercise, despite his best efforts to avoid the game, commonly played at children's parties.
Read full storyMerger of Air America with American Airlines to Form Left-Wing Airline Fails
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Air America Radio, the liberal talk show network currently facing bankruptcy and which was attempting to merge with American Airlines, announced today the merger talks had halted. The merger would have created the world's firs...
Read full storyBush Asks Democrats To Play Ball With Him
Arlington Stadium, Texas and Washington, D.C.---President Bush has begun challenging the Democrats to "Play ball," preferably hard ball, but any kind of fun, "non-wussy game will do," he says.
Read full storyCamilla pregnancy rumors: Charles buys Vlad the Impaler's ancestral pile
Clarence House, London - (ReUterus & Associated Mess): The Pretender to the Throne has bought a Transylvanian bijou cottage that once belonged to his ancestor Vlad the Impaler and is renovating it in time for Camilla's confinement there next sum...
Read full storyPope Benedict Converts to Islam
VATICAN CITY -- Pope Benedict's speech last week, which the Muslim world took to condemn Islam for violence, set off a whole series of riots, church burnings and the murder of a nun. The Pope, following multiple failed apologies for his words, a...
Read full storyGovernment to open "New Labour" camps.
The government today announced plans for the establishment of a series of "New Labour Camps" to help the disadvantaged and the dissentious.
Read full storyLou Dobbs Beats the Living Crap out of Bill O'Reilly
(CeLebNewZ) - In what can only be described as an ole' geezer's rumble, witnesses at CNN's Atlanta studios say that real life "crap" was indeed beaten out of Bill O'Reilly by Lou Dobbs after O'Reilly, on air called Dobbs...
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