Livingstone brokers cheap crack cocaine deal for London
City Hall, London - (AssoCIAted Mess): In a landmark trade deal London Mayor Ken Livingstone has secured a five year contract to supply cheap Venezuelan crack cocaine to the capital following months of delicate wrangling with President Hugo Chavez...
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Dateline: Heaven - God, in an interview with reporters, during a recent book signing at the Gospel superstore "Prayers R-Us", commented on his latest book "War and Fleece". "This text is not warm and fuzzy, as you might have thought from the title...
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Elyssian Fields, Iran---The President of Iran has declared He Is The Man.
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