News Flash: Condoleezza Remembers
Hollywood D.C. - Reminiscent of a scene from the Alfred Hitchcock film, Spellbound, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, former head of the President's National Security Council, managed a partial memory flashback, minus any stint at a rehab clin...
Read full storyBush's covert wiretap program netted Folie-a-Deux
Washington DC - (AssoCIAted Mess): Lawyers acting for disgraced West Palm Beach Republican Representative Mark Folie-a-Deux are to lodge an official complaint following new evidence that their hapless client, currently detoxifying in an Arizona dese...
Read full storyBarney Gets Sucked into Jet Engine
Air Force One's pilot Reed Mathews was suspended today after he pushed the wrong button causing screaming jet engines to roar to life the very moment President Bush and Barney were boarding the plane. Witnesses say that Barney Bush whirled INTO...
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