Nobel Prize Winners Attempting to Silence 'Pig' Gene in Men
The winners of a 2006 Nobel for their groundbreaking research in the field of gene silencing have been working on a top-secret project: gene therapy aimed at silencing the gene that causes pig-type behavior in men. The research is still in a prelim...
Read full storyFDA to send in "The Clones"
Just when Americans thought their food choices couldn't get any more bizarre, the Food and Drug Administration has once again caved under the political pressure brought by large agribusiness groups seeking approval of "cloned animals" for human food.
Read full storyNazi hunters launch 'God's Banker' cartoon
London - (AssoCIAted Mess): Reports that a highly embarrased Vatican Directorate of History Sanitisation has been panicked into making a children's cartoon about Pope Karol Wojtyla following the arrest of UK Vultures, Mediocrity and Sport Secreta...
Read full story"Mouse Orgy" Disney Video Scandal Implicates Cheney, Blair, Olmert and Harper
PARIS (AFP) - Further investigations have implicated major world leaders in the squalid "Karl Rove Mouse Orgy" video scandal involving costumed Disney characters that took place at the Disneyland Resort Paris. The new disclosures have elevated th...
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