Iranian Nuclear Enrichment Balances the Chi of Middle East
Tehran, Iran - Sanctions? What sanctions? Yes, things are looking up in the cutthroat world of extreme Feng Shui. Laughing in the petulant face of Armageddon, Iranian citizens have turned to the ancient and noble science of random furniture movemen...
Read full storyCEO Admits He "Farted Way" To Top Of Corporate Ladder
Millionaire businessman, Gary Tubberson, owner of the multi-million Tubberson Packaging Corporation has revealed he has got to where he has in the business world by letting farts so smelly rival negotiators were forced to yield to his demands.
Read full storyRubik's Cube Sued Over 'Sleepless Nights'
It is a challenging, perplexing puzzle that has bamboozled many people worldwide. The concept is very simple; a cube split up into coloured squares, which can be moved around - but are hard to arrange that way afterwards. It is the Rubik's cube.
Read full storyArse Transplant Man Faces the World
The heavily disguised 37 year old British arse transplant man appeared before the international media today in his first public appearance since the operation.
Read full storyDubya Requests $2.8 Googolplex Spending Bill
President George W. Bush has proposed a $2.8 googolplex spending budget for the fiscal year 2007. It is exponentially the largest budget ever proposed by the United States or any other nation; in fact, it is vastly more than the combined gross nation...
Read full storyLego Enters the Housing Market
Lego Homes. They're cheap, they're colorful, they snap together in minutes AND they're the latest rage among the rich and the beautiful. Gwyneth Paltrow, proud Lego Home owner says that she and her daughter Apple snapped her beach-side...
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