Menzies Shocker: "I Was A Sapphic Spy"
Liberal Democrat leadership candidate Sir Menzies Campbell has admitted that he is a lesbian and once worked for the KGB. In a frank interview with The Disaster, Sir Menzies (pronounced ‘Mingus') disclosed that he has also been responsible for gun-ru...
Read full storyDavid Copperfield Makes the Moon Disappear, NSA Places Him in Custody
People across the planet gasped in wonder as Copperfield counted to 3, waved some kind of "magic IPod" causing the very MOON to disappear from the heavens. NSA officials, themselves totally awed say that they did not take Copperfield into...
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