Red bull doesn't give you wings!
It has finally been proven by world scientists that red bull really doesn't give you wings. Yes the great advertising slogan has finally been proven wrong, but it took the scientists a full year of testing and research to figure it out.
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In a startling event, President Bush has transferred all executive powers and privileges to the Democratic leadership.
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The popular television series "Beheading an Infidel" is scheduled to resume this week on Al Jazzera television.
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The world's oldest looking man, Freddy Grantabunto died last night aged 77. Ironically, doctors have attributed his death to old age. A retired Malaysian wood-chopper who spent most of his entire life working in the small village of Juntar, Grant...
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